By Unknown, Unknown
“I’m gonna throw an all-redhead festival in my living room. It’s gonna be all natural redheads – no dye jobs. In fact, if you’re really a redhead and you dye your he:u: another color, you’re banned, I’m gonna book all-redhead bends and all- redheed speakers, I’m gonna have all- redhead workshops about all aspects of being a redhead. I’m gonna charge more than $300 for the weekend and make people wash in the hose outside, So many people are gonna want to come that dyed-redheads and former-redheads and people with slight tinges of red to their hair are gonna camp out across the street and protest to be allowed into my house.”
